AT PRISON You  spend most of your time in a 10X10  cell 
AT WORK You  spend most of your time in a 6X6  cubicle
AT PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day 
AT WORK You get a break for one meal,  and you have to pay for  it
AT PRISON For good behavior, you get time off 
AT WORK For good behavior,you get more work
AT PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for  you
AT WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors  yourself
AT PRISON You can watch TV and play games 
AT WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
AT PRISON You get your own toilet 
AT WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
AT PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family
AT PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on  your part 
AT WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to  work, and they deduct taxes from your  salary to pay for prisoners
AT PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get  out 
AT WORK You spend most of your time wanting to  get out and go inside bars
AT PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens 
AT WORK They are called ‘managers’
 
 
THERE  IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH  THIS